Episode 81

 

Biopics! Kit & Miles share whose life they'd like to see get the silver screen treatment. plus listener suggestions. (Includes people we've never heard of, obvs.) Also, a biopic quiz, plus recently seen! Includes Backrooms, Guillermo Del Toro, Send Help, Brian De Palma, Ti West, and all that good stuff. Download it now before we make a movie of your life and make you out to be a right rotten s**t. 

Episode 80

 

Formats! Kit & Miles trawl through films and TV shows they and listeners have bought on clunky VHS, shiny DVD, high-def Blu-ray et al. Plus, a format quiz (yes, really) and of course, recently seen, including Apex, War Machine, Funny Games, IT: Welcome to Derry, Dennis Potter, Billie Eilish, and loads more. So download it now, before we withdraw it then re-release it on laserdisc with extra ruinous special FX and rubbish bits or something.

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Episode 79

 

We're back! And we're bringing Bond themes with us. Kit & Miles discuss their fave and least fave 007 tunes, poring over the iconic spy series' best and worstest bangers. Also, a musical James Bond quiz and recently seen, including Scream 7, Stranger Things, Dune, Terrifier, Small Prophets, two Peep Show clips, and some Alan Partridge too. Because we don't get Bond wrong. Probably.

Download right here or in the player below. 

Episode 78

 

Stephen King get the NTSE treatment! Miles & Kit dive into the famous author's literary and cinematic offerings, from Kubrick to Darabont, and Arnie to Bates, it's a Stephen King spectacular! Plus, a Stephen King quiz, listener's faves, and recently seen - including A Cure for Wellness, Nosferatu, Beau is Afraid, and that bloody awful Mickey Mouse slasher movie for some diabolical reason. Download here or down there.

Episode 77

 

We're back! Kit & Miles return to talk more nonsense about 70s sci-fi films, returning bodycount franchises (hello Final Destination), the state of Doctor Who, and, er, Mark Morrison. 

Download here or listen below. Or don't. Your choice.

Episode 76

 

Animals in film! Kit & Miles get down to the farmyard to discover listener fave species across celluloid. Also, a meaty quiz, and recently seen! Including Heretic, Squid Game, Infinity Pool, Terrifier, The Batman, and probs loads more. Download it NOW! 

Episode 75

 

Double feature! Kit & Miles trawl through listener suggestions of the perfect movie double bill! From creaky classics to modern masterpieces, and er, the Police Academy films, every genre is given the double feature treatment. Plus, quiz, recently seen including The Substance, Megalopolis, The Northman, Triangle of Sadness, Prey, Video Nasty, and, of course, a tribute to our much-missed fave director, David Lynch.

Download right here, or down there. K?

Episode 74

 

Fave Christmas movies! Kit & Miles are back to talk festive films, a Yule quiz, plus loads of recently seen including Alex Garland, Doctor Who, Terrifier 3, The Last of Us, and find out what two white English guys made of Straight Outta Compton!

Download here. Or down there, your choice innit?

Not the Wrestle Edition 2

It's WRESTLEMANIA! So Kit and Miles are back in the squared circle due to no popular demand! They're counting down each and every showcase of the immortals, picking their favourite matches from every Wrestlemania so far, from way back in 1985 to the present day. So say your prayers, take your vitamins, and prepare to let NTSE run wild, in an all-wrestling exclusive show guaranteed to annoy our regular listeners! Featuring Hulk Hogan, Undertaker, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Charlotte Flair, and a surprising amount of Tito Santana. Get this in your ear, brother! 

**points to the Wrestlemania sign**

Episode 73

 

Oscars! Kit and Miles wade through listener suggestions for new Academy Awards, and what might win them. Plus! An Oscars themed quiz, Madame Web, The Iron Claw, X, animated Lord of the Rings, as well as all the usual utter rubbish/gold you're used to. Maybe.

Episode 72

 

Windows in film! Kit and Miles go door-to-door searching out the bestest and favouritest glazing in cinematic history. Plus! Doctor Who chat, and a badly-timed Christmas quiz! It's the last Not the Special Edition of 2023. Quick - download it NOW you handsome devil, you.

Episode 71

 

Doctor Who 60th Anniversary (Not) Special! From Hartnell to Ncuti, and everyone in between, Kit & Miles celebrate all things Gallifreyan in this TARDIS treasure trove of telly talk. Featuring a Doctor Who quiz, listeners' fave Doctor picks, and nonsense galore, it's a galaxy's worth of Whovian dump steaming straight towards you. Also recently seen, featuring David Fincher's The Killer, horror sensation Talk to Me, and Censor, Poltergeist, and A Quiet Place. Quick, download and listen before you regenerate from a fatal dose of Spectrox toxaemia and risk becoming Colin Baker!

Episode 70

 

Rubbish horror films! Kit & Miles return in time for Halloween to warn the listeners against some true horror atrocities. Plus a horror themed quiz, plus recently seen! Including Saw X, Exorcist: Believer, Totally Killer, Park Chan Wook, Sorry to Bother You, and the Interview with the Vampire TV show! Wooooo! (That was a ghost.)

Download here or listen below, k?

Episode 69

 

Sexy and seductive cinematic silliness! Get your freak on with Kit & Miles as they paw through listener choices of the best and worst of fumbles on film. Also, a hot and heavy quiz plus reviews of Evil Dead Rise, Renfield, Banshees of Inersherin, Candyman, and loads of other stuff. Strap on your sheath and break out the KY, and download this mother NOW.

Episode 68

 

Fave video game characters! Kit & Miles sort out the Sonics from the Snakes and the Marios from the, er, Luigis, as listeners nominate their fave pixel-faced playas from video gaming history. ALSO! Scream VI, Cocaine Bear, Thief!, and plenty more, as well as a quiz you'd be an absolute Pong to miss out on. Download this show NOW, before it's game over or something.

Episode 67

Director's Cuts! Kit & Miles chew their way through listener picks of special editions, director's cuts, and assembly edits. Including Alien3, Superman II, The Abyss, and LOADS more. Plus! Recently seen including Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey, Skinamarink, Ichi the Killer, The Lighthouse, and a James Cameron quiz! Download, listen, then tell your friends you big bloody show-off.

Episode 66

 

Your CEX experiences! Kit & Miles are back delving into listeners' poor retail choices. Plus Smile, M3GAN, The Barbarian, The Menu, Halloween, Bong Joon-Ho, 48 Hours, and a quiz all about movie and TV vehicles. Get into your DeLorean and download this mutha!

Episode 65

 

Home cinema set-ups! Yes, that's every bit as thrilling as that sounds. Kit & Miles get down with flatscreens, soundbars, and aspect ratios. Also, the return of the Idiot Movie Database, and reviews of Terrifier 2, the new Hellraiser, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, and Halloween Ends. Meanwhile, Kit has his head firmly in the past with The Evil Dead, Park-Chan-wook's Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, Mike Leigh, and Rosemary's Baby. Plus! The return of the Idiot Movie Database. Download it into your soft brain head NOW.

Episode 64

 

Remakes! From the good, the bad, and the downright inexcusable, Kit & Miles chew their way through Hollywood's rinse 'n' repeat factory. Also! The Rings of Power, Hitchcock, Nope, You're Next, Clerks III, The Apple, Star Wars, and loads more, plus a bizarre quiz through which Miles struggles heroically. Everything you've ever wanted from a podcast hosted by two guys called Kit & Miles is right damn here.

Episode 63

 

Kit & Miles are back to discuss fave movie franchises! From Bond to Marvel to LotR to Alien to...well, you get the idea. Also, a stupid quiz, and recently seen, including Stranger Things, Obi Wan Kenobi, The Hills Have Eyes, Duck You Sucker, 25th Hour, and loads more bloody nonsense. Download it now before you forget. K?